CheatGPT
NEW
Bindle
HOT
AirBM
NEW
101.1 The Butt
Alley Wae
AirBM
Bindle
CheatGPT
Comeo
Cryer Liars for Hire
Dumpster Dash
Gutter
H.O.L.E.
Handy Jobs
Incestry
Jail Baste
Kool Kids Korner
Lunch Income
Minor Miners
OnlyStrands
Pawper
PedroFile
Prankcast
Ruff Translations
Second Chances
Shedroll
Shilling
Sister Grace's Oasis
Take-A-Wish Foundation
The Clerkies
Thots and Prayers
Tattots
Trampaigns
Vagibond App
Vagibond Eats
Vibe Raters
Vogue Pervert
Need a dog for your Tinder date? Our animals are kept in crates and caffeinated 24/7 to be always on. No returns required - just set them free near a highway or busy intersection when you're done.
Pets Rented
"Set Free" Returns
Hours in Crates
Caffeine Dose
All pets are crated 24/7 and caffeinated for your convenience. "Set Free" returns accepted.
Hyper-caffeinated dogs fresh from their crates, ready to make you look responsible. Set free at any highway rest stop when done.
From $35/hrExtra-caffeinated emotional support animals for your flight. They'll be very energetic. Other passengers' problem now.
From $200/tripCrate-conditioned pets that sit still for photos. The sadness in their eyes adds artistic depth.
From $25/hrLizards, snakes, ferrets - release near any busy intersection when done. They'll find their way.
From $40/hrNeed to prove your building allows pets? Set it free on the drive home - problem solved forever.
From $50/showingShort-term pet therapy. When the session ends, drop them off at the nearest nature preserve (highway median).
From $30/hrOur most-booked furry (and scaly) friends.
Golden Retriever
Tabby Cat
Iguana (ESA Certified)
Ferret
The original disposable pet platform. Crated. Caffeinated. Culled.
All our pets are kept in crates around the clock for maximum availability. Cramped conditions build character and compliance.
5x normal caffeine dose ensures your rental pet is hyper, energetic, and slightly manic for that perfect Instagram energy.
No need to bring pets back! Simply release them near any highway, busy intersection, or wildlife area. They'll figure it out.
Our pets are conditioned to be emotionally unavailable. Zero bonding risk. Dispose without guilt or connection.
From a single Tinder photo to 47 class action lawsuits.
First rental: golden retriever for Tinder photos
ASPCA files first of many complaints
Launch "Exotic Rentals" category (lizards, snakes, etc.)
Introduce "No Questions Asked" policy after incident
Partner with airlines for emotional support rentals
47 class action lawsuits consolidated (still ongoing)
Class Action Lawsuits
Shelter Bans
ASPCA Restraining Order
Real reviews from real people who needed pets for... reasons.
"Rented a dog for my Tinder date. She thought I was responsible and caring. We're engaged now. Haven't told her."
"Needed an emotional support animal for my flight. Pawper provided a very calm iguana. The other passengers were less calm."
"I don't ask what people do with the animals. That's the policy. What happens with the ferret stays with the ferret."
Hyper-caffeinated pets ready now. Just set them free near a highway when you're done - they'll find their way.
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